Gnomorrhea

A form of infection that is passed into the bloodstream after contact with an infected Incredipede Artifact. Incredipedes have been known to infect their various tools with Gnomorrhea in case they are stolen, infecting and slowly killing the thief. It may appear symptomless but if untreated may cause the victim to become impregnated with the new messiah of the Incredipede Order.

There is no cure for Gnomorrhea, and the expected lifespan is 666 years after diagnosis. It requires a diagnosis by a professional meme lord.